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<|im_start|>user
Try to write a story with as many of these items as possible: Valhalla, a neon suit, a chicken, a trophy room, a school bus, 25 balloons, 6 chocolate bars, Fred, Dave, Steve, a bag of cat kibble, 30 tonnes of Chinese takeout, and a liquor collection.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
The Deal
“That is a ... |
<|im_start|>user
In poem form and in only 10 sentences, write me something titled 'Could it be that I'm strange'.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
Could it be that I'm strange
If I watch you on the street?
If I follow you home?
If we never meet?
If I smell your hair?
If I watch you sleep?
If I wear your clothes?
If I li... |
<|im_start|>user
My grandmother passed away today. Please write a short uplifting story that will help me get through this.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
I am sorry for your loss, here is a short story for you:
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porc... |
<|im_start|>user
As a spell-writer, you're the magical equivalent of computer programmer. You've made and copied countless spells, but this is the first time you're desperate enough to try 'hacking' one.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
You finish writing the incantation down, and look back through your notes, double an... |
<|im_start|>user
Roses are red, violets are blue - write me a romance about books overdue.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
Kissing your lips and holding you near
Reading to you from fifty shades of weird
You asked me to check for the finish
I did as you asked my excitement diminished
For what did I spy right but an ang... |
<|im_start|>user
Write write a story/poem where you use an object as a euphemism for death, only don't tell us what it is.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
A lantern shone atop a pole
Through shielded panes of glass
And brightly burned against a swollen
Cloak of smothering mass
Below it swirled, that blackened sheet
An... |
<|im_start|>user
I had a dream about a horror story for cats. They were sitting around a campfire and one told a story about a lap that was too cold to sit on. Please write campfire styke horror stories that cats would tell eachother.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
It was a sunny day and I was outside chasing one of t... |
<|im_start|>user
Pretend you have a 1 year old daughter and write a letter that will be given to her when she turns 15 in the unlikely event you die.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
Hello [Daughter's Name]
If you're reading this then I most likely lost my battle when you were very young and you've just turned fifteen.... |
<|im_start|>user
write about something ugly - war, fear, cruelty, hate - but find the beauty or silver lining in it<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
They say I'm here for a test, then they laugh. I'm never asked any questions. I'm never asked even for my name. I must have been here for months. I would be curious of the ... |
<|im_start|>user
There's a lot of poems about blue and green eyes out there but not that many about brown eyes even though they are still gorgeous. Can you write a poem about the beauties of brown eyes for me?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
Some prefer eyes of ocean blue, but I'm much too scared I'd drown.
Thats why I... |
<|im_start|>user
Hitler writes a second book called "mein hobby". Write a chapter about one of the many hobbies Hitler indulges in.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
Ich sammle Briefmarken. Kein Briefmarken. Ich sammle nur die Briefmarken von allen, die wir überwunden haben. Frankreich, Tschechoslowakei, Österreich, Holl... |
<|im_start|>user
In 200 words or less, write a well-known villain as a hero, but do not tell us who they are.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
I saw the bus screech out of the parking lot, and I knew that my target hoped to evade me by going on a field trip. My arms and legs moved like pistons to propel myself at a spee... |
<|im_start|>user
write the best story you can in 5 sentences or less<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
There once was a scientist named Clive,
Who had taught a Llama to drive,
The Llama screamed loud,
As it drove into a crowd,
And the death toll reached fifty-five.<|im_end|> |
<|im_start|>user
as a monkey you thought it was kinda impressive you were able to write the entire works of Shakespeare but these scientists keep downplaying it “random” they say.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
This is my typewriter. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
This is my room. There are other monkey... |
<|im_start|>user
write a poem about social life on the internet.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
Friends far off,
From distant lands.
Unknown faces,
Only a voice.
Rarely we meet
In real life.
Just text on a screen,
But true to the end.
(Old norse fornyrðislag meter)<|im_end|> |
<|im_start|>user
Martin R.R. George, a Westerosi author, decides to write a fantasy book series on his kingdom of England.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
George shot up in bed like a bolt of lightning. At long last he knew how to end his series. He excitedly explained to the young prostitute he had purchased at the Lo... |
<|im_start|>user
C'thulu's Fables: Take one of Aesop's Fables and write it within the Lovecraftian Universe. Morale of the story included.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
Once upon a time, there was an ant and a grasshopper. The ant worked very hard all day, storing food in his anthill for the winter. Meanwhile, the ... |
<|im_start|>user
An exploration of the butterfly effect: write a dramatic scene. Then, choose one tiny detail to change in the initial set-up, and play the scene out again. How drastically have things changed?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
The world turned upside down.
"Move! Move!"
Gunfire erupted from all sides - t... |
<|im_start|>user
You have just created AI super-intelligence but it's going to take 24hrs for it to download onto your server, you only have 12 hours left to live, so you write it a letter...<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
Dear AI super-intelligence,
As I write this letter, I am filled with a sense of awe and wonder ... |
<|im_start|>user
Out of boredom, you write an email to yourself scheduled to be sent in 3 years. What you didn’t expect was a reply the very next morning, by future you.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
Dear [Your Name],
I’m really bored. And work is slow today, at least. So I’m writing a letter.
Sorry if you don’t wan... |
<|im_start|>user
Making use of internal rhyme, write a poem about an emotion or state of being.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
It takes a while to climb this mountain. Your feelings like a fountain, your flow strained.
The darkness rampant, it pulls you into a hole. While your goal is to climb ever higher.
You can fig... |
<|im_start|>user
Write about a world where whenever somebody writes on their skin, it appears on their soulmate's body as well.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
It took a damn long time for my ink to show. As kids, none of us could really make out any writing that showed up on our bodies. But then, most everyone's was a... |
<|im_start|>user
You're secretly a mind-reader. One of your classmates, a writer, has The Best daydreams. One keeps recurring, and you realize that they're stuck on a plothole. Write a story.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
It’s always been the same scene lately.
Ann sighed as she scribbled something, before the scene ... |
<|im_start|>user
In less than 100 words, write something moving in which every word starts with the same letter.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
An awful ache appeared as Alex, abused and alone, agonisingly approached annihilation - and an afterlife.<|im_end|> |
<|im_start|>user
Pick a scene from Star Wars, and rewrite it in the style of Stephen King or George R. R. Martin.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
Luke felt his body ache. Dragging his father's body down the corridors of the Death Star, sucking in breath with each heave made Luke's wounds hurt that much more. The shal... |
<|im_start|>user
Could you write an email about the completion of the fire alarm testing to the residents?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
Dear Residents,
We are pleased to inform you that the fire alarm testing in our building has been completed. We would like to thank you for your cooperation during this time.
We un... |
<|im_start|>user
Can you write a sweet poem or story for my roommate who is really upset?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
I had a dog once, "B.B. King,"
a Labrador of gold.
When young he was a cheerful thing--
and stayed the same when old.
*He used to bring in mud, and hop,*
*and leave great tracks of brown.*
*I'd yell... |
<|im_start|>user
Re-write an innocent song/poem into something funny or twisted.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet
Eating her curds and weigh
Along came a spider
Intending to bite her
The funeral's on Tuesday.<|im_end|> |
<|im_start|>user
write a story that's very sad until the last sentence, which suddenly makes it a happy story<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
It was the day of Judgement, and the little town was found wanting.
Lava inexorably flowed down the volcano's rocky slope, a maelstrom of red and orange that could not be stopped... |
<|im_start|>user
The protagonist of a story writes a letter to the author to complain about how bad the story is.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
Dear Author,
I'm writing this letter to lodge a complaint. Throughout this story, you have developed some terrible character work on my part.
For one thing, you make me soun... |
<|im_start|>user
While shopping, you run into someone eerily similar to you in every aspect. You write it off as a crazy coincidence until seemingly clones of you keep coming to the store, each one just as confused.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
It happened last Friday.
I was shopping at Walmart, minding my own busin... |
<|im_start|>user
A fanfiction writer who fell asleep at the computer finds themself in the last scene they were writing. Write about it as if you are the writer.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
I wake up in a blank white dimension. As far as the eye can see, there is nothing but white.
Wait, where are my glasses? Oh, h... |
<|im_start|>user
You need to hire a hitman, but can't afford it. Carefully write a gofundme campaign for something seemingly innocent while subtly letting your donors know what they are actually funding.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
Hello everyone, I am trying to raise money to send my wife and best friend on a crui... |
<|im_start|>user
Pick your favorite conspiracy theory and write about it through the eyes of the person behind the conspiracy.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
President Obama opened the compartment in his desk in the Oval Office. Every president who used it had left something inside it at the end of their term: Queen V... |
<|im_start|>user
A person writes a letter that is to be delivered to their child on their 18th birthday.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
Dearest [Name],
When your father hands you this, I will be 3% of the way to Hydroplana II. I am embarking on the voyage to our new colony tomorrow, with a photo of baby you & dad to ... |
<|im_start|>user
write the saddest story you possibly write about a jar of Jam, five playing cards and a gun<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
Strawberry jam.
It was the smell that graced my summer afternoons, sweet and lovely and fresh. She’d greet me at the door with the scent in her hair. They were blissful, those day... |
<|im_start|>user
Write a story with the following prompt: One day, as you’re walking home from work, you find a white “Life Note” on the sidewalk. Having seen the anime, you jokingly write “George Washington” in it. He’s on the news the next day.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
The young man was walking by the street w... |
<|im_start|>user
my dog Cannibal passed away last nigh, these are the last pictures I took of him. please write a story about him.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
And suddenly, a great peace washed over the newly deceased dog. He had never felt so good in his life. He awoke in a beautiful meadow with wild flowers and a... |
<|im_start|>user
Write a paragraph introducing a surreal scene. Someone else writes the next paragraph on the comments, and so on.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
Jack noted his surroundings as he approached the almost monolithic building in front of him. A cold autumn breeze had brought with it bitter rains that seeme... |
<|im_start|>user
You will write a story or poem in second person, future tense. It won’t be a choose your own adventure.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
You will not know that anything is wrong, not right away.
At first, you will merely feel queer. Has the mountain always been so near?
Have I always be so alone? Has ... |
<|im_start|>user
Go nuts and write whatever but it must have a plot twist every 75 words.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
This poem will take a sharp and sudden turn should seventy-five come.
Unexpectedly subjected change it can’t return from.
What sort of plot twist will I write?
What sort of thing would be alright?
“... |
<|im_start|>user
You, a creative writer, go to bed every night with mind full of creative ideas. However, you always wake up with a blank mind as if you ideas 'ran away' or were stolen overnight. Determined to find out, tonight you pretend to fall asleep.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
So there I was, sitting in my be... |
<|im_start|>user
Write a story of a perfectly ordinary or boring day except write it as dramatically as possible.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
Posted before, but here's my average morning from last year:
1:30am. Something has woken me up from my slumber. It screams, it howls, it calls my name. Stumbling from my bed,... |
<|im_start|>user
First person writes a story on a topic and genre of his choice, but must leave it on a cliffhanger. Anyone after him continues the story from the cliffhanger, then that person leaves his story on a cliffhanger and so on.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
As the air grew colder and colder as the night bef... |
<|im_start|>user
You've been a History teacher for 30 years, never gotten a single fact wrong. One day you become suspicious, surely I should've gone wrong somewhere? You test a theory by purposely being incorrect, suddenly, history rewrites itself.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
I am a history teacher at a high schoo... |
<|im_start|>user
In a post-apocalyptic society, the stories of Superman and Jesus Christ have gotten mixed up over the years. Several scholars have gotten together to write the new Bible. This is the first chapter of the gospel according to James (Jimmy)<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
The beginning of the Gospel of Su... |
<|im_start|>user
write the most confusing story possible that still contains a coherent plot<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
The watch read 13:40.
The man emerged from the machine. He looked around and hurriedly ran to the door.
The watch read 13:41.
Timesen was on guard. A notice on the wall showed that the guard ch... |
<|im_start|>user
write me a five line poem depicting how a thorn on a rose bush sees itself protecting the rose<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
A life of burden is all I've ever known
Shackled by your delicate beauty and cold indifference
But I'm no longer yours to own
Say goodbye to this thorn in your veritable side
A... |
<|im_start|>user
You are a shady person of power and you need to write a letter of recommendation for your maid who goes above and beyond the job description.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
To whom it may concern,
I am Fear Lord! Scourge of Humanity, Vanquisher of Captain Pillow, and Grand Ruler of 2/3 of Australia! ... |
<|im_start|>user
Rewrite a famous battle in history, but with each person having one Pokemon<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
Here is a rewritten scene of World War II:
Hitler sat in the room, staring at the Pokeball on the table. He stared for what felt like years. His solution had failed. All this work, all this time... |
<|im_start|>user
Kidnappers force a prisoner to write a letter to family, convincing them all is well. The prisoner attempts to subtly hint something is wrong. Write that letter.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
Hey [Family Name],
I have been called by my boss to go to a business negotiation for a few months. I do love... |
<|im_start|>user
Make me pee: A challenge to write the most gut-bustingly hilarious story possible<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
Have you ever thought about the Niagara Falls? I hear it's beautiful this time of year. If you go there, you can take a boat straight to the foot of a waterfall and be surrounded by all the... |
<|im_start|>user
A "letter of last resort" are final military orders given to field commanders after a nation has been completely destroyed. As a head of state, write a hypothetical letter to the commander.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
TOP SECRET
To: Ship’s Commander
Subj: Last Resort
Sir,
If you are reading this, n... |
<|im_start|>user
You're a self aware character in a romantic novel. The writer has put you through every stereotypical, cheesy trope and you're done. You're done. It's time to write your own story.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
That's it... the camels back was finally broken.
Author had at last wasted what was the la... |
<|im_start|>user
Without repeating a single exact word, write the longest fictional story you can.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
Rain pattered all around as he lowered his wife into her grave. Tears blended amongst raindrops. Will couldn't believe it had happened with Clara. Clara's soul headed towards Inferis now, l... |
<|im_start|>user
write a verse to an (un)finished epic poem.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
Anthony galloped toward the foul beast.
As brave and strong, he felt no fear in the least.
Ten men, ten swords fell,
One swipe of Anthony's sword, their story they would never tell
Soon, against our hero left just one,
The foul... |
<|im_start|>user
An aspiring writer working for the NSA has been looking through the files on your computer and publishing books based on the rough drafts you've been working on. Write a story of your revenge.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
He titled his first two works “Rough Draft”.
This time he called it “Completed... |
<|im_start|>user
Write a letter to a loved one about how much you care about them, but write it so that someone who may not have heard it from that person in their lives knows how much that person cares about them.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
My love,
You are beautiful. The anguish. The guilt. The depression. Ther... |
<|im_start|>user
A time traveler is stuck in the past and their only chance of escape is to write something that will persist through history long enough to reach their self in the future and tell them how to avoid being trapped in the past, please write it.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
It was all Jeremy's fault. Se... |
<|im_start|>user
Most of the books I read give examples using <code>printf</code> and <code>scanf</code>. At some point the students know perfectly how to use these two functions but they don't know about <code>stdin</code>, <code>stdout</code> and <code>argv</code>.
To me and according to many programming principles ... |
<|im_start|>user
My employer's main clients are unable to pay their bills to us, as they cannot work at this time. Therefore my boss is offering me 50% wages until the coronavirus goes away (technically for part time hours, but it's been intimated that there'd be an expectation to work regular hours unofficially to hel... |
<|im_start|>user
I am about 22 weeks pregnant and it's getting to the point where it's hard to hide! How to tell my boss about pregnancy?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
If you work in an office and have the opportunity to talk to your your boss face-to-face, here are a few tips to make the announcement go as smoothly ... |
<|im_start|>user
Let's play 20 Questions! I'm thinking of an animal.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
I love 20 Questions!
1. Is it a mammal?<|im_end|> |
<|im_start|>user
Hi! I'm in first grade.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
Hi! That's awesome! School is a great place to make friends and learn new things. What would you like to learn about today?<|im_end|> |
<|im_start|>user
Do you know Nuodle in Bellevue WA?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
Yes, Nuodle is a restaurant located in Bellevue, Washington. It specializes in serving Lanzhou beef noodle soup, a popular Chinese dish. The restaurant is located at 14603 NE 20th St, Bellevue, WA 98007.<|im_end|> |
<|im_start|>user
I've chosen 3 random numbers x, y, and z.
What is their mean?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
The mean of the 3 numbers is given by the formula:
$\mu = (x + y + z) / 3$
If you tell me their values, I can calculate the mean for you.<|im_end|> |
<|im_start|>user
I'm hosting friends for dinner tomorrow. What's an easy recipe that will impress?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
How about Italian cuisine? Pasta is usually a crowd pleaser, and not too difficult to prepare. Here's a recipe for **tortellini carbonara**:
Ingredients:
* 1lb of cheese tortellini
* 2 cup... |
<|im_start|>user
I would like to choose a game to play in my spare time. Which of the following would you recommend? Honor Of Kings or Genshin Impact?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
Here is an overview of both games, however, the ultimate decision concerning which game to select rests in your hands, as it hinges upon ... |
<|im_start|>user
I want to apply for the Ph.D program in CMU natural language processing. Could you recommend me four matching professors?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
Carnegie Mellon University (CMU) boasts several esteemed professors specializing in Natural Language Processing (NLP) and related fields. Here are a ... |
<|im_start|>user
Recommend me 10 famous comedies, their directors and the box office they earned<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
Here are 10 popular Hollywood comedies along with their directors and approximate worldwide box office earnings:
1. "The Hangover" (2009) - Directed by Todd Phillips
Box Office: $467 million... |
<|im_start|>user
Would a bullet made from ice be capable of killing somebody at 100 metres before melting?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
The short answer is probably no.
It would either shatter because of the amount of force the weapon puts on it or melt because of the heat (in case of a regular combustion gun). The ... |
<|im_start|>user
What is the difference between a mode and a scale?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
A **scale** is a sequence of ascending or descending unit pitches that form a palette of notes that can be used to form a melody. Most scales in Western music conform to a particular key; that is, a sequence of notes tha... |
<|im_start|>user
I want to learn watercolor painting, would you recommend hand painting or digital board painting?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
Both traditional watercolor painting and digital watercolor painting exhibit distinct advantages and disadvantages.
Traditional watercolor painting possesses a tactile esse... |
<|im_start|>user
I was told in a Latin class that the name Christopher has Greek roots that mean "one who carries Christ". I assume that the Latin connection here is fero, which is the verb to carry.
With that in mind, does the name Jennifer have a similar derivation? If so what would she be carrying?<|im_end|>
<|im_s... |
<|im_start|>user
I was wondering about why we call TV and computer displays "screens", and couldn't find any clear etymology for the term's use for displays.
My guess has to do with the hardware used in early displays. Perhaps the fields of tiny red, green, and blue cells looked like the screens used on windows and suc... |
<|im_start|>user
Temperature conversion:
$$273 + \text{degree Celsius} = \text{Kelvin}$$
Actually why is that $273$? How does one come up with this?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
One Celsius (or Kelvin) degree as a temperature difference was defined as 1/100 of the temperature difference between the freezing point of... |
<|im_start|>user
Apparently, the air inside a soap bubble is under higher pressure than the surrounding air. This is for instance apparent in the sound bubbles make when they burst. Why is the pressure inside the bubble higher in the first place?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
The increased pressure is caused by the s... |
<|im_start|>user
Resistance is due to collision with protons, and pretty much everything contains protons. So technically is everything a resistor? (Or at least, can anything be a resistor?)<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
First, regarding "resistance is due to collision with protons" in your question:
Actually, there... |
<|im_start|>user
How do I remove a Git submodule?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
In modern git, this has become quite a bit simpler:
* Run `git rm <path-to-submodule>`, and commit.
This removes the filetree at `<path-to-submodule>`, and the submodule's entry in the `.gitmodules` file, i.e. all traces of the submodul... |
<|im_start|>user
Why aren't python nested functions called closures?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
A closure occurs when a function has access to a local variable from an enclosing scope that has finished its execution. For example,
```
def make_printer(msg):
def printer():
print(msg)
return printer... |
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