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Do Memory Foam Gel Mattresses Work?
The big boys on the block these days is iComfort® a revolutionary new Sleep System by Serta®. Their claim its “Smarter. Cooler. Better.™” There are literally hundreds of mattress manufacturers trying to copy or reinvent their improved Tempur-Pedic® type design which brings usto the question, Memory Foam Gel Mattresses Do They Work?
So What makes the iComfort® better than other memory foam?I am no engineer or scientist, but I have an opinion and a long history in the bedding industry with my family bedding business and along the way have seen many strategies to sell beds and Memory Foam Gel Mattresses are one of the most interesting ones I’ve witnessed. Are gel beads and gel swirls, and every other way they have found to introduce gel into a memory foam mattress nothing more of a sales gimmick? Or is it truly an effective way to help get a more restful night of sleep by keeping sleepers cooler throughout the entire night?I am not so sure that the iComfort® is better than other memory foam beds like Tempur-Pedic® . It is my opinion not much if anything is really that different other than the fact the memory foam has been infused with gel. Like any other mattress business, I was shopping for solutions to the heat issues of heat reactive or temperature responsive memory foams. It seems to be implied that sleeping cooler is a result and these gel memory foams are better than other comfort materials and foams used to build mattresses.
Memory Foam Gel Mattresses Do They Work?
Fancy Trademarks like Cool Action™ Gel Memory Foam are impressive and hats off to their marketing team, but do their point of purchase materials show or prove that the infused gel will help my customers sleep cool? I believe the answer is no which is why I have elected to go against the grain and not offer it to consumers in my store. I would only add that I feel the same way about the hundreds of copycat models who have jumped on the gel band wagon to reap some of monetary rewards of Serta’s marketing efforts.
Does Gel In Memory Foam Make You Sleep Cooler?
My belief is that the gel used in mattresses, whether it is infused with beads or swirled can’t pull down body temperature and make person sleep cooler. While yes gel will always be at ambient room temperature which is often in the low to mid 70 degree range, it never comes into contact with the sleeper’s body which is 98.6.
For argument sake surface temperatures vary throughout the body and the point is this, anyone who has hopped into an 80 degree swimming pool can acknowledge that it doesn’t feel exactly hot. In the case of gel if the gel were to come into contact with the body it could indeed pull down the surface body temperature for a period of time in the same way pool water cools off a swimmer. The problem is to my knowledge none of these gel memory foam mattress makers put the gel in the actual surface of the mattress where the body can make contact with it. As a matter of fact the majority of gel memory foam beds bury the infused layer in the mattress. That’s right not in the surface foam layers but actually further down where the gel would seem to have no affect what so ever.
I would only add that all of these beds including the ones that infuse gel in the foam and place that layer of foam above all of the others still do one thing, add a thick layer of quilted fabric over the top of the gel foam to complete the mattress surface, affectively making the gel useless from the point of cooling the sleeper.
People may prefer a memory foam mattress for its antimicrobial and dust mite resistant qualities. They may swear to its pressure-relief and comfort and ability to support. They may say nothing else conforms or offers better motion isolation. So it is my opinion that Memory Foam Gel Mattresses are not changed much from traditional memory foam technology it just seems to have slicker marketing.
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Universal Model of increased comfort features robust Italian motor «Lombardini» LDW1603 / B3, certified for the III-rd stage of Directive 2000/25 / EC, distinctive features of which are as follows: low levels of harmful substances in exhaust gases (compliance with Euro-3A) and high performance at low operating costs.
Two fuel tanks 46 and 48 liters.
The tractor is equipped panoramic cabin, which allows you to get a larger overview of the operator during operation, ergonomic dashboard is easiest to read information in the daytime and at night, additional front and rear lights provide excellent illumination at night, as well as reducing visibility iz the fog or dust.
Unbelievable price on Tractors Belarus 320.5 in Tomaj (Moldova) company BATSTRACTOR, SRL.

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Wheaton Warrenville South defensive back Mike LaFido holds the 1992 Class 5A Illinois State Championship trophy after the Tigers’ 40-34 double overtime victory over Joliet Catholic Academy.
This entry was posted in The Ghosts of Wheaton and tagged DuPage Valley Conference, DVC, football, Ghosts of Wheaton, high school football, Illinois, Mike LaFido, Tigers, Warrenville, Wheaton, Wheaton Central, Wheaton Warrenville South by Thom Wilder. Bookmark the permalink.

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Dairy Free Fudgsicles. My daughter is allergic to dairy, so I wanted to create a dairy free fudgsicle recipe, that she could enjoy.
I have highlighted all the unnecessary ingredients that you would not use in your own kitchen. My dairy free fudgsicle recipe contains much more simple ingredients and can be enjoyed by kids with dairy allergies.
I used coconut milk in these popsicles. That’s they key to getting the rich and creamy texture of fudgsicles. You can use almond milk, but the texture will be more icy than creamy.
I used cacao powder in my recipe, so these are loaded with healthy antioxidants as well. Cocoa powder will work well too.
Mix all ingredients in a blender and blend for about 1 minute.
Pour into ice cream pop molds and put in the freezer to solidify.
If you want an extra rich flavor, you can add some dark chocolate in as well. You can also use push pop molds . Enjoy!
It's the same thing. I promise.
Depending on the process, it's not the same thing at all! Most cocoa powder are Dutch processed which means heat and alkali. Most cacao means a raw product without alkali extraction and processing. I prefer the deeper flavor of raw cacao once I started using it.
Hi, would love to make these but only have either 2% milk or light coconut milk. Would either of these work? And would one be better than the other?
You can use either of those, but the texture may not be as creamy.
I am lactose intolerant but I have trouble with coconut milk. Could I use full fat Lactaid?
I am not familiar with that product, but I am going to say yes.
Hi, I would love to make these. Can you please confirm what volume can of coconut milk is used? We have quite a few different sizes available.
Hi Kirsty! I used a 15 ounce can of coconut milk.

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Microsoft has released the source code for original File Manager from Windows 3.0. The ancient software is impressively usable right now.
The File Manager for Windows 3.0 was released about 28 years ago as an alternative to managing files under MS-DOS. It can copy, move, delete files and perform a search in directories. The source code is now shared on GitHub by Microsoft veteran Craig Wittenberg, who maintains it MIT license.
If you want to have some nostalgia, download File Manager from GitHub right here. It's so cool to see how such old software can still run under Windows 10.

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Montana Territory, 1885 - Chance knows exactly what Rose needs... and he’s going to give it to her. Rose Lenox has always been more comfortable on the back of a horse than wearing ribbons and bows. For years, she’s been content working on the family ranch, but lately she’s finding herself wanting more. She’s determined to strike out on her own and find freedom from her unorthodox family.
Publisher's note: Kept for Christmas includes spankings and sexual scenes. If such material offends you, please don't buy this book. This book is also available as part of a collection entitled A Very Naughty Christmas.
I was so excited to see this book released on Audio and now that I finished it I think the book was great but add the narration and it was awesome!! Spicy is too tame and flat to describe this one. I thoroughly enjoyed listening to this story.

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So happy to have gotten my hands on the newest Natasha Denona product for the spring! Let me know if you guys plan to or have already have picked this baby up!
“MORGANTURNERMAKEUP” for 10% off Sigma Beauty!
Beautiful! You look like Spring! Thanks for the review!
Would you do a video comparing the bloom palette to the diamond and blush palette? 1 palette on each side of the face?
I think I would like to try this.. the peach colors are right up my alley.. I’m medium to light skin tone.
Mine has shipped. So excited.
This is beautiful! I can’t wait for mine to arrive on Friday. Could you compare this palette to the duo glow in Alba? ♥ your videos! You look lovely!
Her cream products work fantastic over powder! U dont have to worry about the blush or highlight lifting.
Are the highlighters glittery? Or just a sheen?
The blush color really looks gorgeous on you, but dang I’m afraid I’d look like a clown. I’m waaaaay too fair for that. I was really hoping she’d do a palette with a neutral blush, like tarte exposed.
Y’all. . . .I get mine tomorrow and I can’t wait!!!!! I have the Diamond & Blush in Citrus and have wanted a deeper cream blush in that palette. I am so excited to use this for Valentines Day with my husband!! Thanks for the video & review!!!!


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The importance of education cannot be overstated. This sector is responsible for the development of the future generations. The future of a nation can depend on the quality of education from primary all through post graduation. The UAE government has recognized this and is investing in new technologies such as e-learning to assure that its students will be prepared for a competitive working environment.
However, to achieve these goals, educational institutions need the help of consultancies to understand current trends and issues, to capitalize on changing enrollment patterns and deliver research based service to their students.
Acorn Research analyzes the latest developments affecting the education industry, with specific focus on both the higher education and the K-12 segment.
Acorn conducts feasibility studies for new programs and new initiatives for schools and universities.
Acorn also offers consultation for accreditation of programs as well as applying for international accreditations.

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The overall animation is superb! Everything flows so smoothly, despite several mistakes here and there. All in all, epic work my friend.
I love the art style, the animation is also silky smooth! Keep up the good work!!
I love it! Especially the "Kandy Kids", do you by any chance know what the song is called?
Oh... so its true what you say... hehe thanks!
This is by far, the best 02 Orchestral remix I've ever heard as of current! Keep it up!
It has a cute design, as I love snakes too.

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As a lakeside city connected by canals and straddling the Cuyahoga River, Cleveland has been a hub of industry as a leading producer of steel and other construction products since its creation. While manufacturing may have made Cleveland its name, the economy has now diversified from its historic industrial shadow to create a city which flourishes in the modern age. Financial services, healthcare and biomedical services now make up a significant portion of income and their large workforces prove success to the revitalisation goal of the area.
Though an industrial center, outdoor spaces are not far away with Washington Park, Brookside Park, the Rocky River and Washington Reservations providing active escapes from city life. Outside of the city major are smaller towns and cities which suit those with a desire for small-town life. Westlake is one of those, prominent for its local produce markets, speciality shops and smaller but eclectic mix of festivals. Those wanting to be in a convenient location between Akron and Cleveland should choose the neighborhood of Medina which is almost central between the two.
With many different cities and neighborhoods to choose from, wherever you choose you will find that Cleveland is a city which is proud of its heritage but is unafraid to embrace the future. This attitude to life offers an opportunity to all those who choose apartment living there.

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High-quality oil is pivotal to keeping your vehicle running in top shape. It is recommended that you have your oil changed regularly and that you use factory grade oil best suited to your Nissan’s year and model.
For Nissan drivers in the Las Vegas area, the best bet to getting a proper oil change is to bring your vehicle to United Nissan. Our Factory Certified Technicians will only ever use Genuine Nissan fluids and parts to restore your vehicle to exact factory specifications.
Our team of experts knows your Nissan inside and out. We are always up to date on the latest Nissan standards and procedures. No aftermarket shop or products can compare to what you’ll find here at our dealership.
The recommended mileage point to change the oil in your vehicle will be determined by its specific make and model. Consult your owners manual to determine how often it is suggested to change your Nissan’s oil.
Your Nissan’s Owner’s Manual oil change mileage point is a suggestion, and how frequently and heavily you drive your vehicle will also affect how often you need your oil changed. Our knowledgeable Service Advisors can help you determine if you should schedule an appointment or swing by our Service Center and have our team of Certified Nissan Technicians takes a look at your vehicle.
Regardless of how you drive your car, truck, crossover, van, or SUV, you should have your oil changed at least twice a year. This is because as the oil ages, it becomes less effective. If the oil is too old, it won’t get your engine warm enough. This can lead to excess moisture forming in the engine that will not be removed, ultimately shortening the lifespan of your vehicle.
Unsure when your last oil change was or if your vehicle needs oil service?
If you have an Altima or Maxima you can read more about our specialized services at the previous links! it is time to have your Nissan’s oil changed, schedule an appointment with United Nissan today!

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Lesson: Are We Like Robots?
Students explore the similarities between how humans move and walk and how robots move, so they come to see the human body as a system from an engineering point-of-view. Movement results from decision making (deciding to walk and move) and implementation of decisions by conveying the decisions to muscles (human) or motors (robot).
An important aspect of biological engineering and neuroscience is seeing human bodies as functioning, controlled systems, similar to robots. Research findings are showing that mathematical principles similar to those used in robotics are extremely useful or even necessary for a complete understanding of the human body. In the biological engineering and systems neurobiology fields, engineers are engaged in research involving the human body and efforts to replicate the functioning of many of its systems.
Describe the components (bones, muscles, tendons) of the human body that are involved in movement, and their interactions in achieving the objective of movement.
Describe the corresponding components of a robot involved in moving the robot.
List the steps involved in a person hearing a sound, then walking towards it.
List the steps involved for a robot to sense a sound, then move toward it.
Compare the functions of the components involved in movement in both a human body and a robot.
Different sense receptors are specialized for particular kinds of information, which may be then processed by the animal's brain. Animals are able to use their perceptions and memories to guide their actions.
Students should know the five human senses.
Use the Are We Like Robots? Presentation (a PowerPoint file) to present the lesson content to students. The Lesson Background information provides slide-by-slide guidance.
Begin by introducing students to the concepts of the human body that are relevant to movement: senses, muscles, brain and the nervous system, and then show how they work together to generate movement.
Then, do the same for the robot, and show how sensors, motors, computer, and wires work together to make the robot move.
Day 1 - Are we like robots? (lesson) Use the Are We Like Robots? Presentation to teach the lesson. Refer to slide-by-slide details below to present the lesson and activity content.
Day 2 - Understanding Movement in Humans and Robots (lesson and activity) Start with a review of what students learned on Day 1 and then describe the robot equivalent of humans involved in movement. Use the Understanding Movement in Humans and Robots Presentation to aid in conducting the associated activity in which students build and program a taskbot.
Day 3 - Understanding Movement in Humans and Robots (Jeopardy activity assessment) Use Jeopardy-Understanding Movement in Humans and Robots Presentation to play jeopardy as described in the activity assessment.
(Before slide 3) Hand out the three-question pre-assessment quiz. Answers are provided on slide 3.
(Slide 4) Say: Today we will be talking about four parts of the human body and how they work together to make our bodies move. The parts are the senses, muscles, brain and nervous system.
(Slides 5-8) Use the next few slides as a starting point to describe the different human senses, talk about the human muscles, introduce the human brain and introduce the nervous system.
(Before slide 9) Ask: What happens when you see a snake? Write student responses on the classroom board, without giving them any help. Then, move to slide 9 so they can see how well they detailed the human response.
(Before slide 10) Ask: What happens when you smell cinnamon rolls in another room? Write student responses on the board, without giving them any help. Expect them to do better this time. Once you have a list of steps that the class agrees on, show them the steps on slide 10. As necessary, go through additional examples until the class can correctly explain the process of the body sensing using each of the five senses, interpreting that sense with the brain, and the brain telling the muscles to move with all communication with the brain occuring via the nervous system.
(Slide 11) Review the definitions of tendon, bicep and tricep to prepare students to study arm movement.
(Slide 12) Explain how people move their muscles by using the example of bending the elbow.
(Slides 13-16) Divide the class into groups of two or three students each and hand out worksheet 1 (slides 14-16). Give students 15 minutes to complete the worksheet in their groups.
(Before slide 17) Ask: What are your answers to the first question on the last page of the worksheet (slide 16) that asks you to explain how the quadriceps and hamstring muscles aid in bending and straightening the knee. After some class discussion, show the answer on slide 17.
(Slide 2) Provide an overview of what was learned in the previous class about muscles involved in movement, and what part is involved in making the decision to move. Ask the class to identify a muscle in the human body.
(Slide 3) Indicate the key questions addressed in this session, that is, understanding how robots move and how that compares to human movement.
(Slide 4) Provide a quick review of the human body before comparing them to robots.
(Slide 5) Talk about robotic sensors and provide examples.
(Slides 6-12) Conduct the associated activity, Understanding Movement in Humans and Robots.
Understanding Movement in Humans and Robots - Student teams program LEGO robots to sense something and move based on what they are sensing, just like the human body. During the third 50-minute period, as part of the assessment of the lesson and activity, students play Jeopardy to review the concepts learned.
Senses: This is how the body determines what is going on around it.
Nervous system: Delivers signals between the brain and the senses as well as the brain and the muscles.
Brain: Interprets the information it receives from the senses and uses that information to decide what it should tell the muscles to do.
Muscles: Receives signals from the brain that cause the muscles to move.
Ultrasonic and colorsensors: These are like are eyes.
Touch sensors: These provide the robot with a sense of touch, similar to our hands and feet.
Engineers are always trying to develop sensors to be more like the senses in our bodies. Additional types of sensors measure other qualities, such as temperature and pressure, similar to how we feel with our skin. Engineers often get design ideas for computers and robots from how human brains and bodies work. One might say that the human body is like a very complex robot and the brain is like a very speedy and intelligent computer.
Before starting the lesson, administer the three-question pre-assessment worksheet to help students begin thinking about how human senses are related to movement. Review their answers to assess their base level of understanding of the subject matter.
Ask students about what they learned during the lesson. Ask for other examples of similarities between the brain and computers. Ask students what they might now want to learn about the brain and computers beyond the lesson.
Administer the four-question post-assessment. The only common question between the pre and post assessment is, "What sensors or senses do we have in the human body?" Compare students' pre and post answers to this question to assess their progress.
Provide students with another example of a person sensing something and moving based on how the brain interprets that sense. Ask students to write down how the human body interprets this and grade their responses based on their level of detail. Review their answers to gauge their comprehension of the lesson concepts.
As a discussion topic, ask: What is an example of a situation in which a human could sense and react to something, but it would difficult for a robot to sense and react to the same thing? Example answers include situations that involve emotions, such as hearing your mom cry..


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When Lehman Brothers bank went under, the world gasped. One of the world's biggest and most successful banks, its downfall was the event that sparked the slide of the world economy toward a Great Depression II. This is the gripping inside story of the dark characters who ruled Lehman, who refused to heed warnings that the company was headed for an iceberg; the world-class, mid-level people who valiantly fought to get Lehman off its disastrous course; the crash that didn't have to happen. A news-breaking explanation that answers the question everyone still asks: "why did it happen?" Larry McDonald, a former vice-president at Lehman Brothers in charge of distressed debt trading and convertible securities, was right at the centre of the meltdown of the company and gives an intimate look at the madhouse that Lehman became. This book shows beyond a doubt that Richard Fuld, the long-time CEO of Lehman, and his top executives, were totally out to lunch, allowing Lehman's risk profile to reach gargantuan proportions. While the traders, like Larry McDonald, clearly predicted more than two years in advance that the market for packaged subprime mortgages and credit default swaps would evaporate, the high-flying Lehman bosses pushed hard on the gas pedal until the very end.
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ClickFunnels is the best full-suite sales funnel building software available to marketers and entrepreneurs today.
In this in-depth ClickFunnels review I will go into full detail on many of its awesome features, the pros and cons and much more.
ClickFunnels has wide range of features to track engagement, split test pages and manage affiliate programs.
Great value for the range of services in one crisp, clean package...one-stop marketing at its best.
One of the simplest and easiest ways for entrepreneurs to create and optimize high-converting sales funnels.
Specialized customer support for each tool. Knowledgeable representatives. Does not have 24/7 support.
Welcome to this ultimate ClickFunnels review.
In case you just found out about me, I'm Navid Moazzez and I'm the creator of Virtual Summit Mastery.
Towards the beginning of this ClickFunnels Review, you'll find some easy-to-digest information in case you came here to learn as fast as you can.
ClickFunnels is a great option for nearly every entrepreneur. If you sell a product, digital or physical, then ClickFunnels can put you on the fast track for lead generation and sales.
I'll also make sure to record a full ClickFunnels review and demo video and include it here in the coming weeks, so be sure to check back for more.
Note: This ClickFunnels review was last updated late November 2018 and we will continue to update it moving forward.
Try ClickFunnels free for the first 14 days. No risk or obligations, cancel at any time.
I wrote this ultimate ClickFunnels review and guide to help you understand how ClickFunnels works and the exciting things you can achieve with it, including the pros, cons, and much more.
At the end, you'll have a chance to leave your own opinion of what you think of ClickFunnels and this review so stick around for that.
This is an extensive, in-depth ClickFunnels review, so get ready to roll up your sleeves and get dirty.
You'll find the table of contents below for easy navigation to the parts that you're most interested in.
Is ClickFunnels Worth Getting? My Final Thoughts!
Co-Founders Russell Brunson and Todd Dickerson started ClickFunnels in 2014. It’s now a $360 million SaaS business, all entirely self-funded!
What led to ClickFunnels explosive success?
The same tactics that Brunson and Dickerson used to growth hack their company are what they sell with ClickFunnels.
Check out Brunson’s book, DotCom Secrets: The Underground Playbook for Growing Your Company Online to learn more about his marketing strategies.
And he's also the author of Expert Secrets, which is one of my recent favorite marketing and business books where you discover how to create a mass movement and actually get people to pay for your advice.
Ready-to-go, battle-tested, conversion-optimized marketing funnels with high-converting page designs.
This is the core of ClickFunnels.
Sure, the page builder is relatively intuitive and easy to use, but it’s central attribute is helping you get your revenue up.
As with everything in life, you get what you pay for. The old adage applies to ClickFunnels as well.
It’s a pretty big price jump between the two! That’s why I’m here to help you decide which is best for you.
ClickFunnels Basic is limited in the number of funnels, pages, domains, and monthly visitors you can have.
ClickFunnels Basic does not include several advanced features.
When you upgrade to Etison Suite, you go from having a limited number of funnels and pages to unlimited.
That’s right, you get to build marketing funnels to your heart’s content!
Here's the comparison chart between the Basic plan and Etison Suite side by side.
I review many of these features later on in the article along with ClickFunnels’ other premium features.
Do you have a product to sell or a launch to promote?
If the answer’s yes, then ClickFunnels could be worth a try.
So who is ClickFunnels for?
In this section I'll get into that quickly before we get dive deeper into this ClickFunnels review.
You're an eCommerce business owner.
You're a coach or consultant.
You're in retail (selling to consumers).
You're in B2B (business to business).
You just have to be sure that a sales funnel fits into your business model.
Even if you’re just starting your business, you can still benefit from the efficiency and ease of use of ClickFunnels.
Most users start out with the ClickFunnels Basic and then upgrade to Etison Suite once they exceed the monthly visitor, page and funnel limits of Basic.
You can’t afford the minimum price of $97/month.
You don’t have the time to invest in learning how to use ClickFunnels.
You don’t have a product to sell or promote.
A sales funnel isn’t a strategic part of your business model.
You're not interested in building a successful online business.
Funnels can be setup in as little as 10 minutes if you’re tech savvy, but everyone’s learning curve is different.
If you’re a complete novice, plan to set aside at least two to three days to figure out how to get the most out of ClickFunnels (but it would be like that with pretty much any other similar tool you start using as well).
ClickFunnels increase their customers’ revenue by designing sales funnels based around basic human psychology.
They take the guesswork out of what works.
This ClickFunnels review exposes what makes this sales funnel building software so effective at generating leads, driving revenue, and creating and promoting events like virtual summits.
1. Will it save me time and energy?
2. Can it make me more money, faster?
ClickFunnels OTO (one-time-offer) page automatically prompts customers with an upsell. No need to re-enter credit card information. They can act on impulse to significantly increase your sales revenue per customer.
The drag and drop page builder is easy to use.
ClickFunnels Basic comes with a collection of full funnels for lead generation, sales and event promotion that are ready-to-go out of the box. Talk about a time saver!
All the page designs are customizable so that you can brand them to the high heavens.
ClickFunnels integrates with a laundry list of third-party software from email marketing platforms to ecommerce tools.
There are so many useful features as well, and I know they are constantly improving the platform as well.
That being said, let's dive into a more in-depth ClickFunnels review of the key features and benefits it can offer you.
ClickFunnels comes with preset funnels for lead generation, sales and event promotion that are designed to increase engagement and conversions.
Not interested in spending time tweaking page designs?
ClickFunnels pages are good-to-go out of the box.
Best of all, they’re easy to implement.
ClickFunnels connects customers with your membership area immediately after they subscribe a product so that they have instant access to all of your content, tutorials and upsells.
Before we dive into the different funnels that ClickFunnels offers, let’s define the different types of pages and their roles in the funnel.
Every legendary funnel consists of a series of pages. When you arrange these pages strategically, they become a powerful sales funnels.
Can I get a squeeze please?
The squeeze page has one purpose: to collect a single piece of info about the customer so that you can retarget them. In most cases, this is an email or Facebook messenger info.
A reverse squeeze page is the first page in the funnel (if it’s used at all).
It’s job is to get the customer warmed up for engagement and hyped about the value of the product before sending them onto an actual squeeze page to collect their contact info.
A sales letter page is sometimes used at the beginning of a funnel. It promotes the value of the product through a video or letter at the top of the page.
Below is a place for the customer to submit their credit card info and make the purchase.
An application page collects detailed contact information about the customer, such as phone number, address and other valuable tidbits.
An OTO (one-time-offer) page is an upsell page that offers an instant upsell to the customer after they’ve just made a smaller purchase.
It allows them to commit to the upsell with one click using the credit card from the previous transaction.
An offer wall page thanks the customer for subscribing/purchasing and displays a list of other top-selling products that they may be interested in.
You can tweak pre-designed templates to match your design preferences with the Etison Editor drag ‘n drop builder.
Customize any feature using the drag ‘n drop builder. If ever you need to make a change that’s outside the scope of the page builder, you can use CSS code.
Padding adjustment: adjust the space between features at will.
Color adjustment: change the color of any element.
Now let’s see these funnels in action!
The most part of ClickFunnels is, of course, their funnel builder.
The Cookbook Builder is a relatively recent addition to the ClickFunnels arsenal. It allows you to create funnels based on the industry and type of funnel.
The Classic Builder is more straightforward but result in you having to make more design decisions further down the line.
Here’s how these different types of funnels work..
What are you hoping to accomplish with your funnel?
Do you want to build your list of leads for retargeting?
Maybe you want to push a sale and then immediately go for the upsell?
Either way, Clickfunnels has your back with their carefully crafted funnels.
ClickFunnels has a funnel for that.
Basic email or messenger lead funnels are as simple as they come. They consist of a squeeze page followed by a thank you page.
They’re the smash and grab of the sales funnel world.
The goal is to build a list of leads so that you can retarget them and sell to them later.
Application funnels are for when you want to gather a little bit more than just a single piece of contact info. Because you’re asking the customer to spend more time filling out a longer form, you need to warm them up first.
That’s where application funnels are at their best.
Application funnels warm the customer up by using a “reverse squeeze page” to get them excited about the product.
Then comes the squeeze page to collect their email or FB messenger info. That way, if they bail here, at least you’ve got the contact info out of it.
Next is the application page. The application page collects the entire delicious platter of data -- everything from phone numbers to addresses.
The funnel ends with a nice thank you page.
Ready to sell? When the time’s right, you’ll want to pull a sales funnel out of your bag of tricks.
Tripwire, or unboxing funnels, as they’re called, are the golden unicorn of marketing funnels.
They capitalize on the buying momentum of customers who just made a purchase.
A two-step tripwire funnel uses a lower-priced product to warm customers up for the upsell.
Some ClickFunnels users expect to lose money on the cheap product in this funnel.
It’s sole purpose is to warm the customer up for the upsell on the next page.
The funnel starts with a sales page for a cheap product like an ebook, or whatever introductory product you choose.
The second page is the OTO page, or upsell page. The customer has already entered their billing info when they bought the first product. They only have to make one click on the OTO page and their card will automatically be charged.
PRO TIP: Boost your conversions on the OTO page by saying that the upsell product is only available at a discounted price if they buy right now.
Offer Wall Page: This third and final page displays a list of additional products that the customer might be interested in.
Sales letter, or video sales funnels, are for more expensive products or ones that need more convincing.
This funnel starts with a sales letter page featuring a video or letter that promotes the offer. Below is a place to submit credit card info and make the purchase.
OTO page with upsell offer.
Offer wall page to promote other products.
Got a killer product that’s ready for liftoff?
Product launch funnels are engineered to get people pumped for your product release.
The guys who do the JumpCut YouTube channel course executed this strategy perfectly for the launch of their JumpCut 2.0 program.
They used a squeeze page to collect an email, a pop-up to request collect info about the customer’s business goals, and then delivered a series of videos to keep them stoked about the product launch.
Squeeze page collects the customer’s email and commits them to the video series.
Pop-up asks for more info about what they’re trying to accomplish with your product. This allows you to segment them into a specific video series if you have a different series for different types of customers.
The four-part video series is delivered directly into the customer’s inbox one at a time between now and the launch date. The videos educate the customer about your product and keep them excited up until the day your product goes live.
Hosting a virtual summit is one of the most powerful ways to rapidly build an email list, network with industry experts, and increase revenue.
Some of our Virtual Summit Mastery students use ClickFunnels to create their summit pages and high-converting funnel with ease (we make it extremely easy for them inside the VSM 3.0 program).
Russell Brunson walks you through how to create powerful event funnels in the video below (mostly focused on live and automated webinars... it would look quite a bit different for a well executed virtual summit funnel).
Use this funnel for the entire sign-up process of your live event. ClickFunnels doesn’t have the ability to stream live events, but you can integrate with a 3rd party like Zoom or YouTube live.
The webinar registration page gets them signed up and automatically adds them to the third-party software where you’re hosting the live event.
The confirmation page is where the customer signs up for a specific time slot for your virtual summit or webinar.
The indoctrination page series is usually a series of three emails that keeps them hyped about the upcoming webinar.
This page gets sent to the inboxes of people who signed up for the event but failed to show up. It provides them with a link to where they can watch a replay of the event.
This funnel is the exact same as the “Live Webinar Funnel” except that the recorded webinar can be hosted within ClickFunnels rather than a third-party software.
The pages in your funnel are your opportunity to introduce your brand to new customers.
ClickFunnels drag ‘n drop page builder allows you to do this by giving you the freedom to change the page design, all without needing to know how to code.
Each page is organized into sections. Within each section you can edit the rows and columns.
Insert elements with the drag and click of a mouse.
Once you’re familiar with the interface, you can dramatically change the look and feel of the page, although the customizations are more limited compared to similar SaaS products.
Modify elements using the pop-out sidebar, and edit text elements directly on the page.
Create a “membership” page where all of your training material or subscription content is available in one location.
Customers can create a login and have instant access to the membership area.
You can “drip-feed” the content to your members via automated email campaigns.
Create order forms that are easy to use and reduce cart abandonment.
You can create traditional, one-page order forms.
You can use two-step order forms that collect emails on the first page. The advantage to two-step forms is that if they abandon the cart on page two you can still retarget them with the contact info you collected on page one. Genius!
You can add “instant order bumps” to capitalize on impulse purchases.
You can manage your affiliate programs within ClickFunnels using Backpack.
Inside of ClickFunnels you can change commission plans and do payouts.
Provide banner ads and example sales copy that’s easy to download.
Generate affiliate links so that your affiliates can get paid for sharing your free content. The link will be tracked throughout the customer’s journey, so that if somewhere down the line they buy, the affiliate who originally referred them will be compensated.
Once you’ve gathered your customer contact info, it’s time to retarget.
There are a couple of snazzy ways to do this within ClickFunnels depending on the type of plan you have.
Available with both the Basic and Etison Suite plan.
Create short email sequences that automatically go out following an opt-in or sale.
Create notifications to inform you about a sale or new subscriber.
Schedule the time of day that you want the emails to be sent.
Actionetics is only with Etison Suite.
Actionetics is an email autoresponder that lets you set up specific email campaigns for different audiences.
Campaigns can be based on the customer’s previous purchase history, where they came from, who they are, and what their behavior was during previous interactions with your funnel.
Boost conversions with targeted campaigns!
SMART lists allow you to data-mine your subscribers so that you can target them with a specific email series tailored just for them.
Were going to purchase but abandoned their cart.
Are super-buyers who purchase everything you offer.
Engage in all of your free content but never bite on the offer.
You can even target people who have a certain number of followers on Facebook!
With Actionetics, your retargeting isn’t just limited to email campaigns.
If someone doesn’t respond to Messenger ads, hit them up with SMS messages or desktop notifications.
Not everyone engages with all types of content, so it helps to have multiple angles to work.
Track the open rates, click-through rates, and how much money is generated by each email campaign.
Know who your big spenders are.
Leads with a higher overall action score should be more likely to interact with your brand.
Success! You’ve made a sale. The customer’s done their part, now you just have to do yours and deliver the goods.
ClickFunnels makes the delivery of your products and services a breeze.
When customers buy your digital products, ClickFunnels automatically unlocks membership to your site.
Customers can immediately browse your other digital products.
This is ideal if you sell multiple products and services that you promote with training content and teasers.
You can also opt to send the customer directly to a thank you page where they can download their digital product right away.
If you sell physical products, you can add the ShipStation feature to your funnels.
ShipStation allows you to connect to over 100 different drop shipping and ecommerce sites.
The subtlest of page design changes can 2X or 3X your conversions.
...and literally anything you can think of.
When the “ish” hits the fan and you have problems to solve, is ClickFunnels there for you?
The truth is, ClickFunnels has decent to adequate support depending on who you talk to.
While they don’t have 24-hour chat support, their support team is usually pretty helpful when you can get ahold of them.
It can take several hours sometimes before you hear back from chat support, even during working hours.
Some customers have complained that ClickFunnels engineers fail to resolve problems that they promised they would get fix.
The good news is that reports such as these are much less common than the positive feedback they get.
Overall, the ClickFunnels community tends to be generally pleased when it comes to customer service. Although their customer service is not the best, it holds its own when weighed against the quality of the product itself.
ClickFunnels’ help center could use a more substantial catalogue of educational materials and articles for troubleshooting.
They also regularly hosts Q&A sessions to dive deeper into specific topics and answer questions from the community.
Here's a session they hosted earlier in 2018.
Luckily, ClickFunnels’ immense, cult-like popularity makes up for it. There’s no shortage of “how-to” videos online made by loyal ClickFunnels users.
ClickFunnels Facebook group is over 180,000 strong Funnel Hackers, so you can always shoot your question their way if it comes down to it.
There’s a lot of hype around ClickFunnels, and for good reason: there’s a ton of benefits to back it up.
ClickFunnels' drag-and-drop page builder is easy to use (once you get the hang of it), and integrates with email services and ecommerce services galore. You get to connect your funnels directly to membership sites and other elements of your sales funnel.
But it sure is a convenient way to generate leads, increase revenue, and promote upcoming events like virtual summits.
Easy-to-use “drag-and-drop” page builder. No coding necessary.
You have the option to add CSS code and further alter the design.
Superior analytics with A/B split testing.
Fully integrates with membership sites (including WordPress sites).
Integrates with Stripe for payments (or you can also use ThriveCart which is what I do for my shopping cart and affiliate management system).
Compare which of your offers are the highest converting with easy-to-track stats (I map out my funnels first using Funnelytics which is the best funnel mapping software ever).
Dedicated support team often creates custom video screen grabs just for you.
Easily share funnels with other ClickFunnels users.
Works with Convertkit, ActiveCampaign, Drip, Infusionsoft and many other email service providers.
ClickFunnels Etison Suite comes with Actionetics email automation system if you don’t want to use a third-party email provider.
Manage your affiliate program with ClickFunnels Etison Suite Backpack feature.
Welcome to the darkside of ClickFunnels, where we'll get into the cons.
ClickFunnels Basic limits you to the number of funnels, pages, and monthly visitors you can have.
Higher price point: ClickFunnels Basic costs $97/month. You have to upgrade to Etison Suite at $297/month (regular price) if you need more than 20 funnels, 100 pages, or 20,000 monthly visitors.
If ClickFunnels hosting fails, your funnels and pages go down with it.
Are you a tech novice? Although ClickFunnels’ drag-and-drop page builder is pretty intuitive, learning to use it can still be a challenge for newbies.
Support can sometimes take several hours to respond.
Difficult to embed ClickFunnels pages in Squarespace websites (super easy with WordPress sites though).
The standard URLs that come for free with your funnels look awkward and scammy.
Some users report the occasional glitch, but not at a volume higher than is typical with similar SAAS companies.
Adding a funnel can take awhile to load, sometimes between 8-10 seconds. It’s annoying, but a minor inconvenience.
Lacks built in digital sales tax support and don't even integrate with services like Taxamo anymore (which means ClickFunnels payment system won't be the best for users in EU who have customers in EU countries, at least if you want to be 100% compliant).
ClickFunnels isn’t the only kid on the block with mad marketing skills. In this section of the review we'll take a look at some ClickFunnels alternatives to see which one is right for you.
While ClickFunnels is the most “funnel-oriented” of the bunch, the rest have their own sets of pros and cons.
Let’s take a closer look closer look at how the other guys stack up against ClickFunnels.
When ClickFunnels came on the scene in 2014, LeadPages was the top dog in terms of marketing funnel software.
LeadPages had taken marketing page creation to a whole new level with visually-appealing, high-converting pages.
Here’s a list of the pros and cons of the original ruler of the online marketing kingdom.
Which Is Better For You, ConvertKit or Mailchimp?
When choosing between ClickFunnels or LeadPages, think about what you’re trying to achieve. If all you want to do is create a basic lead generation funnel with attractive pages, then LeadPages is a fine (and affordable) option.
Keep in mind that it will be harder to optimize your funnel due to LeadPages’ lack of serious split testing features.
If you’re selling a product or promoting a service, ClickFunnels is a better choice.
If I would make a decision between ClickFunnels Vs LeadPages, I would personally go for ClickFunnels, hands down.
Comparing ClickFunnels to Thrive Themes is a little bit like comparing apples to oranges. Thrive Themes is an entire suite of plugins for your WordPress site, many of which are designed to help you generate leads and drive sales.
Thrive Architect is like ClickFunnels’ drag ‘n drop builder. Both are equally intuitive to use. If you’ve ever used Elementor page builder for WordPress, Thrive Architect is pretty much identical.
Although Thrive Themes isn’t marketed as a sales funnel product, it certainly has the same full range of capabilities, you just need to be a lot more tech savvy to build the funnels.
Costs $19/month (or starts at just $67 one-time for Thrive Architect if you don't need the Thrive Themes membership).
You can use their plugins on up to 25 different sites.
You have to pay for hosting separately (which can cost quite a bit depending on how much traffic you have, especially with premium hosting options such as WP Engine).
Does not have email management software (must use a third-party program like ActiveCampaign or ConvertKit).
Higher learning curve than ClickFunnels.
No 14-day free trial (but they do have a refund policy in case you don't like it for some reason).
Which Is Better For You, ConvertKit or Thrive Themes?
It depends. Do you want a WordPress website with the option to build funnels on top of it, or do you want the highest-converting funnels possible and then integrate them with the website you already have?
Thrive Themes is a much more affordable option, but it’s harder to split test and optimize your funnels.
If you’re already familiar with building WordPress sites and understand how to do DIY split testing, then Thrive Themes could end up working out just fine.
Infusionsoft can be a great match for large B2B or B2C companies with large email lists and multiple segments.
It’s designed to be an all-in-one marketing tool similar to ClickFunnels, but is intended for larger operations.
Simple drag ‘n drop page builder.
Comes with a variety of pre-made page templates.
Pages are designed for power and flexibility.
Drag ‘n drop builder slightly harder to use than ClickFunnels.
More challenging to create high-converting funnels.
Which Is Better For You, ClickFunnels or Infusionsoft?
Infusionsoft is designed with large-scale email automation as its core purpose. ClickFunnels is designed to be the ultimate funnel machine.
If you’re a medium to large size business that’s looking to take email campaigns to the next level, then Infusionsoft may be for you. You will most likely need a marketing automation team help you with Infusionsoft which can cost $1,000's a month.
Personally, I wouldn't recommend Infusionsoft to most people as there are better options out there when it comes to email marketing, shopping cart and funnel builders.
And keep in mind that you can integrate ClickFunnels with your favorite tool stack (many Infusionsoft users do just that).
Unbounce is a design-forward page builder. It has one of the most intuitive page builders around and comes with gorgeous templates.
Integrates with a range of email marketing tools.
The easiest-to-use drag ‘n drop page builder (similar to Wix, you can literally drop an element anywhere and it’ll stick).
Create sticky bars and pop-ups.
Integrates well with WordPress sites.
Unbounce’s most affordable package starts at $79/month.
Can’t create affiliate center or membership pages.
Slower process for building funnels.
Which Is Better For You, ClickFunnels or Unbounce?
Unbounce is the better option if your focus is building beautiful landing pages. Their templates are incredibly pleasing to the eye.
If you want to turn them into funnels, so be it, but funnels aren’t Unbounce’s strong suit. If you want to build sales funnels easily, ClickFunnels would be the better option for you.
Like ClickFunnels, Kartra is an all-in-one SaaS marketing solution for internet entrepreneurs. If you have a product or service to sell, Kartra’s aim is to help you do it.
Quickly build multi-step sales funnels.
Includes email autoresponder for outreach campaigns.
Set up an integrated membership site just like with ClickFunnels.
Shopping cart feature and checkout pages.
Drag ‘n drop page builder.
Starter plan is $89/month (slightly less than ClickFunnels).
Drag ‘n drop builder isn’t as easy to use as ClickFunnels.
Lacks a large collection or pre-made funnels.
Doesn’t integrate with third-party software as well as ClickFunnels does.
Smaller user community and therefore fewer resources for troubleshooting problems.
Which Is Better For You, ClickFunnels or Kartra?
Out of all the other products in this review, Kartra is the most similar to ClickFunnels.
However, it lacks many of ClickFunnels strongest features, including its collection of high-converting pre-made funnels.
Kartra does allow for more creative page design, but you have to ask yourself if it’s worth the having lower-converting pages and funnels.
ClickFunnels is the better option for you if you're comparing it against Kartra.
Is Instapage better than ClickFunnels? Some people think so.
Instapage may have the ideal balance of functionality, crisp, clean design and useful integrations.
Due to its intuitive landing page software, it’s been referred to by some as the “Apple” of the page builder world.
$99/month if you pay annually ($129/month if you pay by the month).
Simple to use drag ‘n drop editor.
Heatmaps feature allows you to track where visitors have scrolled.
Integrates with ConvertKit, ActiveCampaign, Drip, Infusionsoft and other prominent email managers.
Integrates with GoToWebinar to host live events.
Over 200 out-of-the-box landing page templates.
A/B split testing not available on the basic plan.
Page builder doesn’t come with many free images, icons or shapes (not that big of a deal).
No shopping cart feature to take payments.
Which Is Better For You, ClickFunnels or Instapage?
Instapage is a better option if you want to move away from pages designs that have a salesy feel (although you can design and customize ClickFunnels funnels to look however you want too).
If you want to scale and optimize your pages with sophisticated split testing, you’ll need to level up to their Enterprise plan. You can tailor the Enterprise plan package to your specific needs and the price fluctuates at around $179/month.
Instapage doesn’t come with the pre-built funnels that ClickFunnels does, so you’ll need to spend more time setting up your own funnels.
I'd say ClickFunnels offers more value for money here, especially if you'd like to build funnels (and not piece together everything page by page like you'd have to do with Instapage) and be part of a thriving community of Funnel Hackers.
ClickFunnels isn’t the cheapest funnel/page builder in the bucket, but is does pack a lot of value into one package deal.
With ClickFunnels Basic, you’ll need your own third-party email outreach software like ActiveCampaign or ConvertKit.
You’ll also need to have your own affiliate management system, since ClickFunnels Basic doesn’t come with this feature.
If you ever decide that it’s time to upgrade to Etison Suite, you can save 50% by committing to a 6-month subscription.
Still not sure if Clickfunnels is right for you?
ClickFunnels offers a 14-day free trial for both their Basic and Etison Suite plan.
Keep in mind that two weeks in nowhere near long enough to test run all the features that come with Etison Suite.
Unfortunately, ClickFunnels doesn’t allow you to pay individually for Actionetics or Backpack. You have to do the full upgrade to Etison Suite or do without them.
If you’re willing to commit to a 6-month subscription, then ClickFunnels is willing to offer you a 50% discount on your monthly rate.
For the people who are ready to go all-out with their ClickFunnels journey, they offer a package deal that includes 6 months of Etison Suite and nearly every educational product they’ve ever created for only $997.
Let's talk quickly about ClickFunnels guarantee and refund policy.
First of all, there's obviously no guarantee that you'll be successful just because you invest in ClickFunnels. They break it down on their terms page in case you're interested.
Let's break down ClickFunnels guarantee and refund policy.
After the 14 day free trial, there are no refund period, and they won't prorate you any money after you cancel your account. You will keep access to everything until you decide to cancel, just with most other SaaS products, so nothing new there.
If you go for the special 6 months deal of the full Etison Suite for $997, then you'll have a 30 day no questions asked money back guarantee. Just cancel and request a refund within 30 days and you'll be refunded in full very quickly.
In other words, you've got absolutely nothing to lose to try ClickFunnels as you'll either have a 14 day free trial to see if you like it, or a 30 day money back guarantee if you go with the full Etison Suite plan.
Here's a few frequently asked questions (FAQs) people tend to have before signing up for ClickFunnels.
So let's tackle a few of these questions now.
Do I really need ClickFunnels if I already have an email marketing software and a payment system?
While it’s true that ClickFunnels has built-in email marketing and payment capabilities, these are auxiliary features. If you already have a payment system and an email provider, ClickFunnels should be able to integrate with it.
How long before I start seeing results with my funnels?
That depends on the quality of your ad copy and the quality of your product or service, as well as several other factors. The real asset that ClickFunnels brings to the table their ready-to-go, tested funnel systems. They give you the best chance possible to start making money ASAP.
How many funnels do I need in order to be successful?
All it takes is one killer funnel to start bringing home the bacon. From there, keep split testing and optimizing until your conversions shoot through the roof. On average, ClickFunnel users get the best results with at least 3 funnels, but anything more than 15 is overkill.
How easily can ClickFunnels integrate with my website?
That depends on the type of website you have. ClickFunnels meshes smoothly with WordPress sites. Luckily, WordPress sites make up a hefty chunk of the web. Squarespace sites are much more difficult for ClickFunnels to integrate with.
Do I have to be a tech nerd to use ClickFunnels?
Not at all! If you’re completely naive to the realm of websites and the internet, it may take you a few days to figure out ClickFunnels. However, that’s likely the case with any similar SaaS program. After two to three days, even the most tech-ignorant amongst us can figure out ClickFunnels.
Is ClickFunnels all hype or all might?
ClickFunnels’ meteoric rise to dominance in the marketing niche has led critics to believe that their success will be short-lived.
ClickFunnels Co-founder Russell Brunson has a cult-like following.
Hey, that’s what happens when you make thousands of people a boatload of revenue with an easy-to-use product.
Wasabi Membership Site: Use ClickFunnels’ pre-designed membership site templates so that you can upload your membership content in minutes. Build multiple pages and tabs.
Russell and the ClickFunnels team are regularly adding more value to their community.
What experiences do other marketers and online entrepreneurs have with ClickFunnels?
Not everyone is as stoked about ClickFunnels as the rest of the world.
Then again, some people are.
I’m personally not the biggest ClickFunnels fanboy ever to grace the face of the Earth, but I do think it’s a great product for the right business.
Thank you for taking the time to read this in-depth ClickFunnels Review and demo.
I hope you learned something about what ClickFunnels has to offer and whether or not it’s right for you.
ClickFunnels isn’t a good match for every entrepreneur or business, but for the right candidate, it can be a powerful revenue-generating tool.
With their 14-day free trial, it’s a zero-risk opportunity to answer this question for yourself. So long as you have a product or service to promote, give ClickFunnels a go.
The ClickFunnels Facebook group is packed with comments thanking Russell Brunson for helping them make a ridiculous amount of money.
You can even use ClickFunnels to create your first virtual summit!
So what do you think of this ClickFunnels review? Is ClickFunnels a fit to help you build and grow your business?
Let me know in the comments below... I'd love to hear from you!
Affiliate Disclaimer: I hope you enjoyed this ClickFunnels review. Please note that some of the links in this epic review may be affiliate links for ClickFunnels. That means that if you click on one of the links and sign up, it's likely I'll receive some sort of affiliate commission at no extra cost to you (sometimes you even get a better deal than what's offered to the general public and some extra bonuses from me). With that being said, I ONLY promote stuff that I personally use, trust and stake my reputation on, and happily share with friends and family, and ClickFunnels is no exception.
ClickFunnels is arguably the best funnel building software out there if you’re looking to hit the ground running with your funnels. They’ve only been around since 2014 but have taken the online marketing world by storm with their ready-to-go funnel templates. You can literally have a funnel up and running in 10 minutes once you’re familiar with the software.
The page designs aren’t the most glamorous, and most of them are a tad on the “salesy” side, but guess what? They’re high-converting and that’s what really counts at the end of the day. If you want results and you want results fast, then ClickFunnels is for you.
As for the page designs being too “salesy,” their drag ‘n drop builder allows you to customize quite a bit. You can easily tone down the “salesy” aesthetics if you prefer. You also have the option to further customize your pages with CSS code.
Another of ClickFunnels' strengths is that it integrates with over 100 different ecommerce tools, as well as all the biggest email managers in the industry. If you want to keep your email management in-house, you can use ClickFunnels’ Actionetics software as long as you have ClickFunnels Etison Suite. Split testing your pages and funnels is a breeze and you can harvest some pretty detailed analytics.
ClickFunnels definitely rocks, but it’s far from perfect. Adding a funnel can take awhile to load, and ClickFunnels Etison Suite is fairly pricey at $297/month. They also don’t have 24/7 chat support.
Overall, ClickFunnels is an impressive funnel building software that can seriously increase your ROI, and hundreds of thousands of users agree that they couldn’t imagine running their funnels without it.


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Orion Electronic Corporation was established more than half a century ago in Japan with a purpose to manufacture high-quality TVs, TV combos, DVD players/combos and other products for American, European and Australian markets. Now the company produces about six million televisions and twelve million DVD players and combos per year and they are highly-respectable by the customers all over the globe.
If you are thinking of buying an Orion TV, this review will provide you with all the necessary information and will help to make the right choice. The company offers LCD, LED and DVD combos and all of them are offered under Sansui brand name.
Orion TV sets will provide you with superior entertaining experience. They are thin and elegant, so they can easily match any kitchen interior; functional and easy-to-use, so you can not just watch films, but also listen to music or play video games; high-quality and built to the last, so they will serve you for decades.


text: .Model Georgia Salpa announces details of the Lipton Fruit and Herbal 'Drink Gorgeous Garden party' at this year's Taste of Dublin, from 10th - 13th June, which will see the first ever live catwalk fashion shows at the event, featuring fabulous clothes from leading Irish boutiques inspired by the 7 Lipton flavours. Pic Robbie Reynolds CPR.. A mixologist will serve up an exclusive Lipton Blush cocktail which will only be available to sample at Taste of Dublin to a backdrop of funky beats from the Lipton house DJ. Mixologists will also be demonstrating how to make Lipton Red Fruit Cosmos and Lipton Peppermint Mojitos to try at home! For further information on Lipton Fruit & Herbal teas go to: www.facebook.com/lipton.ireland .

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About Us page for Mortar & Milk.
This space, these words, and our beautiful shop in Fulham come from a serious labour of love. There was a pinnacle moment in 2014 where I sat at a big store beauty event and thought “I can do this beauty thing better”. Or at least I can do it my way. I came home from that event and complained to my husband, our Creative Director (Nick), about how I was frustrated at how skincare was sold to customers. My therapist brain honestly just didn’t jive with the status quo.
The journey took us two years. We made a business plan and shopped it around, and ultimately we decided that is was us that needed to make it happen, so we did. The big job was to figure out how to create the perfect retail space and the perfect and most effective bespoke skin clinic–one where everyone feels at home but also where change actually happens.
We haven’t overloaded you with brands. We didn’t want to. It was a purposeful choice. We will grow, but we will not add brands just to add brands. Trust us, we’ve turned down some biggies already. They have to fit. They have to make us feel good.
Most importantly, they have to work. That’s the deal here, products have to not only fit our ethos, they have to work. Full stop. This is for our conscience, but mostly it’s for you.
But here we are…doors open on Fulham Road, and now doors open on this thing we call the internet. We hope that you find our voice. We hope that you enjoy our quirkiness. We hope that you learn something about skin, and more specifically about your skin. We hope that you feel comfortable…here…with us.
This space is your space, and your face is our face. We hope you enjoy it!
The idea for Mortar & Milk came down literally to my frustration with the industry. I am remiss to say this because I am clearly one person, and who am I to say that the status quo is wrong? It’s just wrong for me. Here in London, I have worked on the business side of the industry, consulting with brands in the luxury sector. In California, I owned my own clinic, giving bespoke treatments.
My thought has always been, where does the customer get the help that they need? That is the question the business plan was formed around. To this day, that has never changed. How can I make the customer experience better? There are many wonderful therapists out there, charging forth with that very question in mind. How do we ACTUALLY help people. I wanted to create a treatment space that took customers on a journey, but I also wanted to have a retail space with brands I love and believe in.
Our space is based on comfort, home, trust, a feeling of calm. I spent my childhood in the Santa Cruz mountains, being surrounded by Redwoods and a mum that was one of the true original hippies. She was also ill, and her life was short, but she taught me so much about how to love….that feeling has never left me. I try to bring that experience to all of my clients, whether in my treatments back in California, or here in beautiful Fulham. Everyone is treated with dignity and respect, but the atmosphere is calm, friendly, and inclusive.
The nuts and bolts of it all is that I am a Level 4 Clinical Aesthetician. I trained in California, and retrained here in the UK. It was paramount to me that I retrained here, even though it wasn’t technically necessary. I needed to be able to say “yes, I am fully qualified in this country”. What I can say is that there are very few of us in this country, as the training is well above the norm, focussing solely on skin and the science of skin. I hope with my entire heart, that our space makes you happy. I know that our treatments are effective, and that your journey will be based on positive change, and along the way, I hope to educate you and make you smile.
Having only wandered in to buy a pair of trousers, Nick was most surprised to find it wasn’t actually Mr Byrite but a Beauty Retail and Bespoke Skin Clinic. Imagine his surprise when unable to help him out with any trousers, they insisted he had to stay until he’d done all of their creative work as well. Luckily they all saw the funny side.
Born in the UK, I spent my childhood in Chicago, before moving back to the North East of England to finish school and then on to college outside of London.
I’ve worked in Design and Advertising, but for the last ten years of my career I’ve been specializing in fashion, beauty and luxury. My ethos is to apply luxury thinking and design to elevate every day brands to a more premium level. I’ve worked on global and pan European accounts, centralising design and creating guidelines and Viz ID for mainly Procter & Gamble portfolios, brands including Aussie, Max Factor, Herbal Essences, Dunhill and Lindt.
Mortar & Milk is a dream opportunity for me. On any given day I go from Creative Director to Brand Agency, Photographer, Video Editor, Head of DIY. You name it, I’ve watched the YouTube tutorial.
But more importantly, it gives me the chance to work on something that for once does exactly what it says on the tin, and doesn’t need world famous photographers, packaging design agencies and huge media spends to make a difference.
After four years of working for one of the top beauty retailers and a global skin care brands, I knew I had a huge passion for skin care and couldn’t have found a better place to further develop my interest than Mortar & Milk. I love both natural and cosmeceutical products and find joy in using both.
In my previous role I was able to learn extensive amounts about the beauty industry including both skin care and make up. I am a huge animal lover and so firmly believe in cruelty free products, I am happy to see more and more products becoming available on the market which haven’t been tested on animals. Having grown up in Henley, I am now discovering what London has to offer.
I believe that there is so much diversity to the beauty industry which is what makes it so interesting. From a gorgeous blend of essential oils to a beautifully pigmented eye shadow trio, all of which can be discovered here at Mortar & Milk. Come in and see for your self this wonderfully unique creation of skin science, wellness, beauty and fragrance.
Originally from County Down in Ireland, I was a graduate student of media and journalism when I discovered a love for fashion and beauty. This led to a role as fashion stylist and makeup artist for TV, Film, music videos and concert tours. I was soon working for one of the worlds leading cosmetics brands when I discovered a passion for skincare. Over time that passion grew and I was employed as a national brand representative for a developing company based out of NYC. My training and knowledge grew as did my interest beyond superficial skincare quick-fixes, I became fascinated by cosmeceutical solutions for real results and this has led me to Mortar & Milk.
The ethos of our business is one I admire for its sincerity and principles. The quality of our bespoke services and dedication to our clients as individuals makes working at Mortar & Milk a place of pride and integrity. I am a total product junkie and love to try any new gadgets, potions and inventions this industry can think up. I love creativity, art, fashion, theatre, film, dance and pretty much any expression or use of imagination. I adore the travel experience, animals and love the gym.
G’DAY MATE. All the way from Sydney Australia – I’ve had a genuine passion for skin. I started out in makeup about five years ago and did a certificate with an Australian company, from there I started assisting makeup artists on editorial shoots and weddings, what I continued to see was a poor sense of self for most people, I realised as a makeup artist I didn’t have the potential to change someone’s skin, only mask the issues underneath.
I always knew that my passion was for skin, but it took me another three years to find the course that would grow my understanding of skin. I am currently studying a bachelor’s degree in Aesthetics which not only covers practical training but has given me an in-depth understanding of skin-science. From understanding the primary biological function of the skin to the physiological mechanisms it uses to stay healthy and then chemical formulations for optimal skincare – I have gathered a well-rounded education that helps me teach others and treat their skin for the most experiential yet result driven treatments.
I love treating skin, it’s so rewarding taking someone on their skin journey and seeing positive changes. I love that I can help others feel truly beautiful in their own skin and feel relieved that there are products and treatments out there that work and will change their skin – proving that longevity in skin health is possible. The Ethos of Mortar & Milk is simple yet powerful, I love that the focus is to educate our clients but also build relationships and create a space for you where you can feel at home.
Over the years I have worked in the fashion industry as a stylist, make-up artist and fashion blogger. Although it was my passion, I always felt there is so much more to looking well and feeling healthy. Thinking back retrospectively, at the time I had no clue how food and lifestyle affected my overall wellbeing. I remember always being tired, irritable, having painful periods, weight gain, inflamed acne and mood swings that became debilitating.
When I decided to get into the natural health industry six years ago, I quickly realised how much of our external wellbeing is dictated by the internal fine-tuned body functioning. The human body is beyond intelligent, it knows exactly how to maintain equilibrium, we just need to give it the right tools. As soon as I started taking care of myself; changing the diet, lifestyle and my thought pattern I saw tremendous improvements in my health. From there, nutrition became my heart’s passion, with an intention to support and educate other individuals on their health journey.
As a nutritional therapist, I have developed a deepened interest in mental and gut health, and how these two are inextricably connected. Research and experience has shown that most issues in the body arise from gastro intestinal system. I am equally passionate about hormonal health, skin health, energy and mindful eating.
From the moment, I walked into Mortar & Milk three years ago, instantaneously I fell in love with the space, the team and the ethos. It only made sense to accept Pam’s offer and start practicing here once I was a fully qualified Nutritional Therapist. I feel it is the space where 360-degree approach will easily be applied.
I first met Pam and Nick when I was only ten years old, immediately they became two of my favourite people, so a couple years ago when Pam offered me the opportunity to come and work for them at Mortar & Milk I knew I had to accept. I’ve learnt so much about skin care since I started working here and yet everyday Pam seems to be able to teach me something new. My enthusiasm for makeup has definitely developed over the years and I love discovering more and more about the beauty industry.
I’ve lived all 17 years of my life just over the bridge from Fulham and couldn’t imagine living anywhere else. I am currently studying for my A-levels at college and I definitely hope to continue working for the industry after I leave.
Being at Mortar & Milk has taught me so much about the working world and I am always excited to find out more. I couldn’t ask for a better team to work with and I am so blessed to have had the chance to have such a fantastic first Saturday job!

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To jest apartament na sprzedaż z 3 sypialniami i 3 łazienkami. Cena nieruchomości: 11,800,000 INR.
Apartments for sale in Delhi. This property has 3Bedroom and 3Bathroom, well furnished with tiles, power back backup, internetwifi and 24 hours water facilities. There is near by school,hospitals,city ceneter,mall with walk able distance.Car parking facilities also available. Also having Intercom facilities and more..Build up area is 950 Sq ft. Price of the property is 1.18 Crore. Properties for sale in Delhi.


text: Carna4 is the synthetic-free “true food” that provides a ready-to-serve alternative or addition to home cooked or raw food diets. With only natural food ingredients, homegrown in Canada and U.S.A., Carna4 provides the essential nutrients dogs need, without adding vitamin & mineral pre-mixes or any other synthetic supplements. Thanks to the amazing power of sprouted seeds, you can now offer your dog clean food with high nutrient, probiotic, enzyme and Omega-3 levels, previously found only in raw diets – without the risk of salmonella, E. coli or other pathogens. A precise and gentle method of baking destroys pathogens while preserving extremely high levels of live nutrients.


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Which day is cheapest to fly to Ranchi?
The cheapest flights to Ranchi are usually found when departing on a Tuesday. The departure day with the highest cost at present is Monday.
To get the best value, try booking a flight in the morning when visiting Ranchi. Generally the prices will increase for flights in the morning as these tend to have higher demand.

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Talented composer and conductor Peter Senchuk has written a work for the four main low flutes (alto, bass, contra and subcontra) and extended flute ensemble. The work was composed for Peter Sheridan and the Los Angeles Flute Orchestra, a fine ensemble that boosts more than 8 octaves of flutes! These fine performers premiered the work at the 2010 NFA Convention in Anaheim, CA. In the audience was the low flutes maker, Katsu Kotato, who was impressed by the piece and performance, and invited Mr. Sheridan to premiere the work in Shiga Japan at the 2011 Japan Flute Convention.
The work is set in four contrasting movements and is based around the artisitc work of the Los Angeles based artist Simon Rodia and his magnificent 'Watts Tower.' The extended score has 7 flute parts that double on piccolo to bass flute and independent contra and subcontrabass flute parts as well. A lovely and creative sound is produced by these instruments, and the careful yet daring orchestration of Senchuk is most impressive.
I. Rodia's Journey (contrabass flute solo) is a moody brooding type of music that finds it's energy as the tempo and tesitura increase. The movement finishes with a relection and solo decoration of the opening theme.
II. Along the Tracks (subcontrabass flute), is a an exciting rough dance that unfolds from the floating sound of multiphonics and key clicks. The growling almost agitated subcontrabass flute driving ahead in it's clumsy yet determined manner.
III. 107th Street Waltz (alto flute) is a lively bright dance in 7/8 time that plays with chromatic twists and turns. The brief movement ends as the tempo is pulled back and segues into the Epilogue.
IV. Epilogue (bass flute) is a serene final farewell, that explores gorgeous phrases for the bass flute as the ensemble produces interesting and evocative harmonic colours below. The work ends as the bass flute fades off with a high soft colourful set of hypnotic phrase turns. This of course is similar to the artists life as well.
The work is scheduled to be recorded in Los Angeles during early April 2012.


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text: Launched by the design house of Caron in 1927, BELLODGIA PERFUME is classified as a luxurious, flowery fragrance. This feminine scent possesses a blend of a rich bouquet of fresh cut carnations and roses. It is recommended for romantic wear.


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This week we decided we weren’t going to organise a party for our youngest child’s second birthday. Having weighed up the options it’s definitely the right decision, and I’ll explain why later on, but it does feel a little strange. After all, we put on a do for his older sister at that age without even having to consider the matter. I guess, for us, this is a clear case of second child syndrome.
What is Second Child Syndrome?
Actually pinning down a single definition of second child syndrome is difficult. A quick Google throws up the suggestion that it alludes to the younger child missing out on the intense attention that a firstborn receives, but some articles insist it refers to the youngest stealing the limelight from their older sibling. In the case of three-children families, it is also termed ‘middle child syndrome’, where the second of the three misses out on the devotion the youngest enjoys and the responsibilities bestowed upon the eldest.
Essentially, no one knows what the hell it really is and, as with most aspects of parenting, it differs from family to family. But the key theme running through all the myriad diagnoses of second child syndrome is that it’s all about treating your kids differently from each other. And there’s no doubt that I am guilty as charged.
With your first, everything is a new adventure. It’s not just your baby that is experiencing everything for the first time, but so are you. Kids have parties, right? That’s the received wisdom at least. But it’s only when you organise a party for a two-year-old that you realise how futile it is.
They’re still too young to really understand what is happening and, for them, it’s not really any different from spending an hour or so at the church hall playgroup, just with more cake. They don’t yet have a crowd of close friends who are looking forward to making them down Fruit Shoots until they’re sick, and no one’s going to coerce them into wearing a ‘hilarious’ badge with “Over the Hill’ embossed on it whilst they go about their daily toddler business.
It’s a waste of money hiring somewhere and putting on a massive spread just for the sake of having a party. It’s not like eating leftover, curled-up fish paste sandwiches is an enticing prospect for a whole bunch of our parent friends who have precious few kids’ party-free weekends as it is. Not having a party also saves them having to buy him a present and prevents our ever-growing toy corner from finally breaching the dam and flooding the whole house with Fingerlings, Matchbox cars and noisy plastic instruments.
It’s not that we love him any less than his sister, it’s more that we’ve learnt from experience what is and isn’t necessary when it comes to second birthdays. We’ll go out for food as a four on his actual birthday and then invite his grandparents, uncles, aunties and cousins around at the weekend. He’ll have a cracking time and it’s the right way forward for us, but it does still seem rebellious to be straying from the path our eldest went down.
Second child syndrome is evident in other ways in our house, but I don’t think it’s as clear cut as him being treated ‘better’ or ‘worse’. It’s just different second time around. For a start, we’re a lot less panicked by every cough, sniff and grazed knee.
If you were to look at a graph plotting the number of doctor’s visits with a first child compared to with a second, third, fourth and so on, I bet you would see a sharp decline as you accumulate more kids. It’s usual to think your first is made out of crystal when you become a parent, but you soon realise they’re actually quite robust. I don’t think I said “nah, he’ll be fine” anywhere near as many times previously as I have in the last nearly two years.
A lot of his clothes are hand-me-downs from his sister, rather than fresh from the shop, and he obviously has to entertain himself a bit more than she did by virtue of there being two of them to look after now. But I don’t think either of those outcomes are bad things.
When our eldest was little, we were a lot more strict about things like sugary foods and TV viewing. However, once again, experience has taught us that there’s nothing wrong with a little of those things in moderation and, in fact, screen time has some real benefits other than simply acting as a convenient babysitter when you need to go to the loo.
Maybe second child syndrome is more about parenting smarter than anything else. What do you think? Did you notice a difference in how you dealt with your first and then subsequent children? Leave a comment below!
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Chagstock Festival is held, once a year, in mid July near the ciry of Chagford which is located in Devon region in south west England. This is a multicolor open air festival.
The events that are held for two days attract every year, young celebrators and families with children. Bands play various kinds of music as pop, rock, punk, sol, hip-hop, country, blues, etc… During the festival, accommodation may be scarce owing to higher demands ,therefore it is advisable to check accommodation prices and make reservations ahead of time.
In addition, various culture activities take place; games for children, a unique activity for teenagers and entertainment shows for the adults.


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Next generation learning expert Brightwave reports a third consecutive year of growth and secures a prestigious award nomination for tessello, the new continuous social learning platform.
Brightwave's growth continues following its expansion over the past two years, with sales and revenues both exceeding levels at the same time last year. Not only has the organisation attracted major new clients from the corporate sector (including a global food leader, two magic circle law firms and a major utility company) but also key new partners in the Higher Education and Healthcare sectors.
This coincides with news that tessello, Brightwave's continuous social learning platform, has been shortlisted for 'Most innovative new learning hardware or software product' at this year's E-Learning Awards.
Further recognition of Brightwave's leading approach to next generation learning came this summer, with news that it had been ranked in the top 20 European Edtech companies. Awarded by Edxus Group and IBIS Capital, the list recognises the top learning companies for innovation, scale, market impact and revenue growth.
Managing Director, Charles Gould said: "We have invested significantly into innovation over the past 18 months and that is starting to pay off with the successful launch of tessello. We will continue to invest in the development of high quality bespoke learning solutions as well as innovative next generation learning products."
Brightwave continues its track-record for collaborating with clients to achieve high-impact results with news that its work with M&S has achieved key industry award nominations. The tailored solution, which forms part of a strategic customer service initiative, has delivered exceptional results for the retailer in respect of product knowledge, service and increased revenues. The work has been shortlisted for 'Best e-learning project - private sector' at the 2013 E-Learning Awards and 'Best Customer Service Programme' at the 2013 Training Journal Awards.


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The Clocks struck first in late 1979 following the breakup of three bands that were part of Cleveland's "second wave" of underground rockers.
Ex-members of the Pagans, Chronics, and Bernie & the Invisibles got together in an attic studio in Ohio City to record what was to be a one off single. The A-side, inspired by sci-fi author Harlan Ellison, was entitled "Ticktockman" hence the band's name.
A chemistry developed between the participants, after all, they shared a mutual fondness for chemicals, and a working band was soon formed. Soundwise, they blended several vintage musical forms that had been currently revived via the new wave. Rockabilly, power pop, surf, psychedelia, R&B, or ska, the Clocks didn't miss a beat.
When the single came out the following May, Rock Scene, a national supermarket rock tabloid, did a spread on the band that featured a ½ page photo accompanied by a positive review wriiten by "Doc Rock" (a.k.a. Lenny Kaye of the Patti Smith Group) who compared them to who else, the Chocolate Watchband!
Onstage, the Clocks mixed sci fi themed originals and obscure cover songs with plenty of psychobabble stage banter that both intrigued and baffled their audiences. The Clocks played out A LOT! They were a weekend house band at two flats clubs, Tucky's and the Warehouse, a regular at the Mistake, and played countless one-nighters, often with the Wild Giraffes, at suburban nightspots throughout Northeast Ohio.
Some of their more memorable gigs include their shows at the old Agora ballroom, the rock and roll marathon, an opening slot for Iggy Pop, the disasterous "Pride of Cleveland" night, and the near disasterous re-opening of the newly renovated Pop Shop (it got trashed).
They also headlined the first ever Studio A Rama at CWRU's Mather Courtyard and once found themselves in a most unlikely scenario, playing in front of AC/DC at an after concert bash in Erie Pa.
Their over ambitious gigging schedule and a misguided foray into a professional recording studio left the band creatively and financially bankrupt by the end of 1981.
For the Clocks it was evident, there time was up (Sorry). A posthumous LP was released in 1984 entitled "Wake me when it's over" under the name Radio Alarm Clocks (the Clocks name had since been copyrighted). The following year, three of the members formed a spin off group called Venus Envy.
The Clocks were a very unique band, in that before every band practice we would play tennis on a next door court until it got dark... then go inside and run through the set.
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There always seemed to be chics hanging out at practice, which always made practice a little more fun, but also has nothing to do with this story.
But one night was most special. We were sitting in the kitchen of Arnie's house where we practiced out in Painsville. There was a potted plant sitting on the window ledge right above where Dave, goofing around with Titch I think, went slamming into the wall under the window and slid down the wall so he was now sitting on the floor... JUST as the potted plant came off its perch, falling like a smart bomb square on the top of Dave's head, cracking the pot and leaving poor Lonesome Cowboy Dave sitting there with soil covering his face and a busted up plant perched perfectly on top of his head.
That moment was forever then known as the Slapstick Miracle... and was maybe the reason for all that on-stage psychobabble.
Back in 1981,The Clocks were my favorite local band. They played at a place called The Warehouse, down,next to the Pirates Cove.
I didn't know the names of the guys in the band, but, knew the value of a dollar. We would "party" at the "crib" on E. 81st St.; get primed; plenty of free parking in the flats, back in those days. Walk Right In, Sit Right Down. Baby! Let your mind go wild.
I very much appreciated their rhythm and their humor, among other things; their sense of harmony, and candor.
That was about the time I was sent UP THE RIVER to THE BIG HOUSE in Mansfield, as a result of a misspent youth.
When I returned to Riverside, around 1984, I did not recognize the place! They had turned it into a bad scene from ANIMAL HOUSE.